Ahem.
I’m currently applying to a MSW program, one avenue in becoming a counselor/therapist/bad ass. Since mental health issues have played a major part in my life for the past fifteen years, I felt that this would be a fitting vocational path to explore. At the very least, a more fulfilling path than the current one of assisting rich people in spending their disposable income (other than the rich people who go to a therapist simply for the narcissistic thrill). So wish me luck and don’t bring this up again if I fail and never get into a program.
The end.