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Muslim Coworker: And like, I hear bacon is really tasty and shit, but I ain’t never eat bacon. I’m not ever gonna eat bacon.
Me: Ah, so you keep halal.
MC: What the fuck you talking about girl! I just don’t eat pork and shit.
Me: Well, you’re Muslim and you said you don’t eat pork, I just figured you might keep halal. You know, like how the Jews keep kosher.
MC: Girl, you’re fucked up. I don’t eat pork because I’m Muslim, I’m not Jewish. I don’t know what cock-a-dookie you’re talking about.
Me: …