things I keep myself from posting on facebook

“Twilight blows.”

“Wow, you people sure are racist/homophobic/ignorant/morally repugnant.”

Tim Tebow related hate speech.

“People actually like Mizzou?”

Criticism of those who have only lived in one state with a population 1/4 the size of NYC.

Details of my pedestrian restaurant gig.

Anything sexy.

Jokes about “courting” (and also the Duggars).
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I’m just not very similar to many of the people on my facebook (the whole St. Louis and high school crew). It’s not that I lack the balls, simply that I was raised to keep people happy. And really, when you’ve lived in a handful of places that are so dissimilar, you end-up with a menagerie of friends that you respect and don’t necessarily find joy in marginalizing or taunting….or something.