January 2010
97 posts
life questions
When a table of dudes buys you and two friends a bottle of veuve cliquot on NYE, how nice do you have to be?
December 2009
130 posts
can't find black super-strapless bra
uh oh…we’ll see if the nude super-strapless or the black for-looks-and-not-for-support strapless ones work instead. I went ahead and splurged (I’m poor) on the new poor-man’s Rodarte line and got the black tulle-y and shoulder bows dress. They ran out of canary and the pink looked gross on me.
2010-2020
I will!
- live in at least three new cities
- buy a house in one of them…
- make more moneys with writing shizz
- become Aunt Regan! (at some point)
- date many more boys
- finally get a clue on how to handle my personal finances
- travel
- attend a shit ton of weddings
I might!
- adopt a cat
- become an entrepreneur
- go back to school
- stumble upon someone to settle down...
Decade in Review -- because looking back doesn't...
2000 - Arkansas — Got my driver’s license. Liked boys within my reach but the only ones who liked me back gave me the willies. Went to church. Sorta became an only child when my middle brother went off to college to live near my eldest.
2001 - Arkansas — Became a finalist for a scholarship to some international prep school thing. Freaked out. Thought that my little life in...
Friends in Low Places
Facebook just suggested that I become friends with Kris Allen’s wife. Although I, too, am from Central Arkansas and have inlawish family living in Conway and some friends that went to school where he went to school, I didn’t think we had that much of a connection. I’d be more impressed with myself if he were more awesome.
Our new trailer! “How To Lose Your Virginity” from Trixie Films on Vimeo.
Dreams
I was not myself, but some wholesomely slutty teenager with similar friends. Somehow we were kidnapped by modern day vampires (nothing dark, they were all in red track suits and at a convention of sorts). Somehow I was selected by a not so attractive one and he kept trying to sneak me into rooms to give me a massage. He wanted to tenderize my muscles or something…it was some sort of...
Bedtime Stories
If you fall asleep to Titus, you will indeed have some fucked up dreams.
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thedmoshow:
basically we’re scoffing at the happiness of others. bah.
Not me! No success here, thank you.
Things Some People Don't Know About Me
- I was a (certified!) archery instructor.
- I throw really well.
- I can sing you all of the books of the Bible.
- I can do the splits.
- I am related to this guy.
- I am NOT named after President Reagan AND
- Regan is my middle name. (My first name is not my “real” name, Regan is. I’ve always gone by it, except for in kindergarten when I hated it and refused to be...
Me: The Mormons seem to have great breeding stock. They are always so pretty and smart and talented…and white. Now I feel creepy. Mom: They have to walk and bike a lot in the summer heat in suits passing out those Bible things. I guess they need their athleticism for that. Me: …yeah… Mom: But I really do like their commercials.
Modern Love pt. 75
Don Giovanni had Leporello to catalog all of his conquests. I have email archives.
Don Juan
Lord Byron owned a bear. A BEAR. AS A PET. He also went to the Mediterranean just so he could have his first man boy experience. He slept with pretty much everyone. Once he tried to buy a 12 yo virgin for 500 BP. I’d try to cite this stuff, but I’m lazy. I wrote my AP English term paper on him back in the day, so I’m practically an expert.
“Victorians used the term “limbs” as a euphemism for legs, which were...”
– The History of Sex — from Don Juan to Queen Victoria, The History Channel
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen -- Real Life
Two high school girls from New Jersey work all night to get into a concert in Manhattan and then fail. Then they try to sneak into the band’s party (after walking from Times Square to someplace in SoHo) and then fail. Then they save the band leader from getting arrested on public intoxication so he invites them to his house for the after party. The girls are all wet so he offers to let...
The bookstore-less streets of Laredo: Laredo,... →
sunplusnightplusjess:
darkwingdach:
(via adrianeq)
this wouldn’t bum me out so much if they had more than 3 branches of their public library. but they don’t so this is really bumming me out.
I think it’s because no one leaves their houses in Laredo. Each time you park your car, someone steals it for scrap metal. Maybe a drive-thru Borders would work. Until then, cars will be...
Revolutionary Road
Watch it. I haven’t finished it yet, so I might get pissed at the ending and want to change my opinion, but so far…awfully compelling and sexy-like.
Current Top 10 (minus 3) -- in no particular order
Amelie
Stardust
Joe vs. the Volcano
LA Story
The Hudsucker Proxy
Much Ado About Nothing
Life Aquatic
*I like magical things, love, and orange soda.
“All I know is on the day your plane is to leave, if I had the power, I would...”
– my boyfriend, LA Story
The Magician is my Significator
I think I’m going to buy some tarot cards with the gift certificate that Batman got me. I don’t actually believe in the power of the tarot stuff, but I’m really really gullible and therefore have had several readings that always leave me bug-eyed and spooky tailed. I like having something (not necessarily concrete) to fall back on. I never claimed to be a wise woman.
Also,...
Sobs
Watching Sarah tell her family that she was preggers. SOBBING. Big heart for Big Love.
Trapped In The Closet - Update
Um, this is something worth airing? How come there’s no one that will pay me to write stuff of this caliber? Why is he threatening to hurt his cheating wife after he came home from a strange woman’s house himself? Plot twist after plot twist. It’s like the candy cane of plots.
Things I Can't Not Watch Part II
R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet on IFC.
Dreams
I bought a Mini Cooper because I thought it looked cute and after signing my name on the dotted line, I found out that it would cost me $400/mo (about a third of my paycheck). I was freaked out and kept trying to figure out how to return the car, but realized that it doesn’t work that way. I woke up and told my dad about the dream and he said “you’re right. It doesn’t...
Sometimes I sort of fall for an asshole and each time I interact with him I am ultimately reminded of how he is an asshole and it makes me roll my eyes and stomp my feet. Then other times I am about to fall for someone that really reminds me of that first one (you know, the good parts) and whenever the new person acts irregularly I get slightly offended and defensive and feel the same feelings...
“It’s a sexy fact of human nature: you get more of a rise out of someone...”
– Live Links Commercial
Mmm…sexy facts of human nature
Spooky Spook
Once a cabby was hitting on me and kept turning back to talk to me. I was drunk and probably more chatty than usual when other creepy guys are saying creepy things when I’m all alone. At one point he turned around to tell me a joke and sharply jerked the wheel as well. We were on a twisty overpass thing (93 to Mass Ave) and he swerved from one tiny divider to the other, back to the first,...
eHarmony
My mom can’t help herself whenever an eHarmony commercial comes on. She ALWAYS asks me if I ever wanted to do it and how she’s sure I could find a really really nice man if I just tried to look. Hey moms, I DON’T WANT A HUSBAND. Not interested. Maybe someday, not this week. Sorry, Charlie.
hey regan are you coming to new years or what
(via thedmoshow)
NO! I’m bummed. I was paid way late (after the fares jumped) and decided to save my pennies. I might be heading to Miami sometime this summer, though. I’m impulsive, but I’m trying to knock it off. Sigh. Oh, and I couldn’t get the 2nd off. The will was there, but the means were not.
I'm So Damn Bored
I’ve been watching movies and tv and sleeping and being a bum all day. I think I’m going to take a shower, shave my legs, and down some port…just to spice things up.
XXI
Yesterday I went to the mall to return a dress to H&M. I wandered into a store that I thought was Forever 21, but it was giant, and spacious, and well organized. The dresses were all a little bit more awesome than the average Forever 21 but around the same price. Ladies and gentleman, I present Twelve by Twelve.
The Anxiety of Gift Giving
So I mailed my care package (the one I was talking about last weekend) to the ladies that were to receive them today. I started worrying that they wouldn’t like what I sent and then I started to worry that they’d be weirded out by what I sent them, as though goofy office supplies and cookies and cards ever weirded people out. So today I was fretting and fretting and fretting that...
On Christmas
Ever since college, I fell into the habit of saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.” It’s not that I’m uber-PC, it’s just that it was the first time in my life that not everyone around me celebrated the holiday and it was now Winter Break instead of Christmas Break. And to be honest, I wasn’t trying to keep from offending people, I...
Davidians
A few years ago, my oldest brother and his wife drove down to Austin from their old house in NW Arkansas. On the way back up, they decided to snoop around in Waco to find the modern day Davidian compound. He did a lot of research to figure out where the compound was, and then they got awfully close and got awfully freaked out by all of the creepy energy so they drove away. When I move to Austin...
Giggling Girls
giggling at the questions from the interviewer as they sit next to their cult leader. “My mom said ‘he’s brainwashing you’ and I said ‘why yes, yes he is. He washed my brain of all of my sinful thoughts and made me clean.’”
Giggle giggle
Can't Say No
There are certain things that I will not pass-up on the TV. Generally it’s the NatGeo or WE or ION or sometimes HBO mini to major documentaries.
Here we go:
Cults
Polygamy
Mormons
Shakers
Homeless People
Hookers* (moreso the ones in the US brothels, less so the street walkers or Internationals)
Newly Discovered Gospels
KKK history stuff
Things I can now pass up:
Morbid Obesity...